To all the Mom's out there Happy Mother's Day. I would like to share a Mother's Day Poem feel free to cut and paste into your very own hand drawn card for mom.
MOM
If it weren't for you who would I be?
Always there to pin my diaper back onto me.
If you hadn't told me to always clean my plate
would I still be 350lbs and only 4 foot eight?
If you didn't teach me how to tie my shoe
would I still wear the velcro's of blue?
If you weren't there to drive me the first day of high school
would I have ever been cool?
If not for a mother's love to screen my friends
would I still have landed in the Federal Pen?
Yes Mom you are a gift from heaven
So, thanks for letting me move back in now that I'm 37!
If it weren't for you who would I be?
Always there to pin my diaper back onto me.
If you hadn't told me to always clean my plate
would I still be 350lbs and only 4 foot eight?
If you didn't teach me how to tie my shoe
would I still wear the velcro's of blue?
If you weren't there to drive me the first day of high school
would I have ever been cool?
If not for a mother's love to screen my friends
would I still have landed in the Federal Pen?
Yes Mom you are a gift from heaven
So, thanks for letting me move back in now that I'm 37!
Happy Mother's Day Mom!
If this has fit your situation please note that you are in our prayers and any use of your story was completely coincidental and in no way reflects anyone known to us at the time of writing. Further, we offer our sincere apologies and would like to offer the following advice; Move out of your mom' s basement, get a job, go on a diet, buy some real shoes, and stop wearing diapers!
Thank you.
Thank you.
2 comments:
lol!!!! so funny! i love it !!! happy mothers day to jamie
THIS WAS VERY GOOD BUT I WRITE BETTER POEMS !!! MINE ARE AWESOME!!! I LOVE YOU TYLER AND NOJOE!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH SO MUCH LOVE THE POEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
love, Me
s.o.s
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